Wednesday, May 4, 2011

That was Fast

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I don't really have content up and typed yet but here's a bit of my stand up bit tell me what you think about it. I hope I really don't need to say this but this is all copyright of me as it is my own work.

I used to work at a hospital in central mass great place no complaints it was a good summer job. pay was nice and if I ever hurt myself on the job a doctor was 20 feet away.
so one day this old guy Jerry, Jerry smith J's checked in because he had a heart attack a few days ago and now his chest was hurting. My job was to clean all the rooms on the floor he was staying in. Let me tell you never had an easier time cleaning a room mainly because he could get up and go to the bathroom in a proper toilet. I just want you all to know that when I say I cleaned the rooms I mean I cleaned the rooms everything. That's no joke I was told to wash the tops of the TV sets. So I do and I've washed Jerry's Room 3 times now and he's gone, don't worry he's not dead he just went to another hospital to see a surgeon he likes. This is the fourth time I was going to clean his room and as same as every day I start at the top of the room and work my way down. so I'm cleaning the top of the TV set when. my cloth gets stuck on a little sticky spot. I was curious because I'd washed this TV 3 times before and it wasn't there. So I go and grab my friend Mickey from across the hall and I ask him what he thinks the spot is.
fucker sniffed it.
He says to me "one minute." he goes and grabs a swab and takes a sample.  he leaves the room and comes back 15 minutes later he says "yup it's jizz"

10 comments:

  1. Haha, gross dude. But what is the worst thing you've had to clean up in that place?

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  2. Did you have to go through a ton of college to be able to work in a hospital?

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  3. @sean
    actualy no I didn't i was more or less a janitor and sadly it takes no great feats of knwolage to operate a bottle of windex and a mop

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  4. No way, that dirty bastard lol

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  5. Well, it's sort of difficult to tell how you would present it (timing, pace, etc.) but it's a pretty amusing anecdote! Looking forward to seeing more. Following.

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